september 30, 2006
7:15am - hungover taryn wakes up to the sound of pete's alarm clock and turns it off.
7:20am - taryn wonders why pete didn't turn the alarm off himself.
7:22am - taryn realizes that pete is not in the bed.
7:25am - pete is not in the bedroom, on the balcony, in the closet, in the kitchen, or in the bathroom. conclusion: pete is not in the apartment but all of his stuff his.
7:26am - his car is not in the parking lot. conclusion: of course it isn't, we left it at rachael's last night after the party.
7:27am - pete is found!
7:27am - pete is completely naked and asleep on the tiny, old loveseat in the apartment lobby. he is quite happy to be naked and in the lobby.
7:28am - taryn realizes that the laundry machines have been turned on. conclusion: he has been seen like this.
7:30am - taryn and pete return to the apartment and establish that pete did in fact get back to the apartment last night as his clothes and personal possessions are here.
ideas:
1. he peed himself and wanted to wash his clothes. possible as his boxers from the evening are missing in action.
2. we had a fight and i kicked him out.
3. ninjas.
as i remember nothing more of the evening than getting out of the cab and thinking "i wonder if anybody would notice if i puked beside that dumpster" i really can't offer much insight.
5 comments:
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there are no words
but if there were, they would probably be capitalized
oh my oh my.
oh my.
oh man.
good one pete.
i am surprised that some little old lady did call the police on him. now that would have been an even better story...maybe not.
Wholly smokes. That is indeed...something....special...
You are a star Pete. I would rather stay away from the 2nd option, and I want to lean toward the 3rd. It involves ninjas, and ninjas are wicked.
Here is the shiny upside: he had no ID on him, so even if the cops had shown up, it would have been OK because he could have told them his name was Lawrence of Arabia and they would not have been able to prove him wrong.
That is probably the best story ever.
Taryn, I must remind you that YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE SOOOOOO EXCITED ABOUT THAT YOU GRABBED MY ARM AND ATTEMPTED TO RELAY YOUR EXCITEMENT TO ME VIA SOME KIND OF PSYCHIC POWER AND YOU HAVEN'T EVEN PUT IT IN THE ELECTRONIC STONE THAT IS THIS BLOG YET.
And also that you're damn foxy.
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